Class of 2021 EHT freshman Max miller

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Max miller is a freshman from egg Harbor Township high school and d1 scouts are liking what they see. He is a 5 tool right fielder that starts on varsity. Vanderbilt says he can walk on and bat 3rd. The only bad thing about him is that his head weighs 50 pounds and is slows him down. He runs a 15 second 40 yard dash and he had a .119 average on the season. He can only play for 3 more years because he had raging brain cancer. He also is a shit rapper. He can’t deadlift for shit either. Over all he is a fag. He smells like ass and Shalev breath. But maybe one day he will play in the make a wish foundation game. One of his worst attributes is that he’s a big faggot and is always trying to get with everyone on the team. He’s been seen trying to suck David Appolonias dick a Villanova recruit. Just to sum everything up max is a fucking pussy ass bitch who can’t fight hoe ass.

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