Local woman pollutes air 10x more than mills
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Heather Delatore, 23, a local woman from Weirton, W. Va has polluted the air in the surrounding area from severe flatuance from her buttocks. The gaseaus substance has allegedly been leaking from her back side since birth her mother Denise Delatore has said. She was taking to a number of different doctors who claim there was nothing they could do to help her. Her home in Weirton has since been quarantined as the noxious fumes have penetrated walls and furniture. The neighbors have claimed the smell has been getting worse over the past few months and they have politely asked for something to be done. Thankfully Doctor Prostate Finger from UPMC in Pittsburgh has devised a solution for the problem. A balloon type apperatus will be attached to her anus and will expand as needed and the gasses will be transformed into harmless Co2.
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