Local Jew Enthusiest Commits Homicide

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Sources report early Tuesday morning native Lake Travis resident Peyton Walinski has commited a mass homicide, against a nazi movement group. His motives are believed to be a reaction from when the nazis said “Your so gay” this triggered Peyton Walinski because it is know to be his favorite phrase. Eye witnesses say there was screaming and they heard “go home Jew boy”. Peyton Walinski was found and arrested at his ranch where sources say “Sloots were supposed to be coming”, but instead it was 13 oiled up dudes and was claimed to be a sausage fest. We attempted to get a interview with Jew Boy himself but he was intoxicated out of his mind and couldn’t talk.

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