Local teen Jew gunned down after throwing party
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LTHS student Peyton Walinksy threw a party this Saturday while his parents were out at their ranch. Reports say Peyton was running around school on Friday screaming "Sloots are coming, sloots are coming!" Party attendees say there was no girls and a total of 23 dudes. After investigating the scene the cops found heroine, cocaine, crack, LSD and used condoms were found on the scene. Officer Johnson told us "When I breached in the door I smelled sweat, regret and cum, then a shit invested kid came up to me and said 'fuck 12 you guys are so gay' I did cavity search and found juul pods stored in his ass, he continued to scream 'you guys are so gay' after the search he attacked and i gunned him down". Mr butler states "we don't support thus jew-like behavior like mr.walinky.
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