High School Pornstar Trapped in Synagogue
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Friday night was supposed to be a super chill night. That was until LTHS Student and future pornstar Peyton Walinsky was unable to escape from the local synagogue. Jewish priest Caden McCombs was quoted saying "Mr. Walinsky was sexually harassing our children." Witnesses claimed he made remarks such as "sucky sucky 20 buck" and when the cops arrived he profoundly shouted "You're so gay and annoying." Every JROTC nigga is on the scene, we will keep you updated as the story progresses.
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