Local Freak Dies After Getting "Gassed Up Shorty"

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Local teen and JV White prodigy Peyton Walinsky was found dead in the dumpster behind the cafeteria earlier this morning. Cameras show him and what looks to be his grandfather who has a funny mustache were getting lit in the bathroom. Varsity girth Maui Trevino was quoted saying "Peyton was probably trying to relieve all of the stress because everyone calls him gay." Bystanders said they heard his grandfather ask him "if he wanted to take a shower." Peyton's shitty and gay life will be remembered.

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