Alec McCarty Turns Gay?

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Alec Clark McCarty, otherwise known as the naughty ginger of Zionsville Community High School in Zionsville, Indiana has decided to turn gay. This occurred recently after Alec has been rejected by many girls, I've literally lost count on how many times he has been rejected, here are some of his biggest rejections; Emily Doehring, Tess Cortopassi, Sarah Mayo, and most recently, Kelsey Helfin. After many failed attempts to get a girlfriend, Alec quoted, "I've realized that I'm just a useless nincompoop, but I am very excited to start this new experience and transformation in my life." Alec will no longer be attending ZCHS after this semester as he will be transferring to Berbuf High School to pursue his relationship with Emily Doehring. Let us all pray for all the girls Alec has tried to get, especially Emily, as this is a very traumatizing experience for all of them.

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