Man Arrested For Assault With Foreskin
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Arpit Patel of South Plainfield, NJ was arrested at 11am on Tuesday, 10/24. The man was found trying to fly a kite at Core Creek Park with his foreskin when lightning struck and set the kite on fire. For some reason Patel had used flamable lubrication on his foreskin prior to taking flight and as a result set 100 acres of park on fire. Authorities have charged the man with indecent exposure, child pornography, attempted sex with an animal, aggrevated assault, and negligence. Patel was not available to comment on the charges.
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