Human Stick of Lard Can't Run a Gasser
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Local reports from LTHS Coaches have indicated that local teen and virgin Grant has unfortunately been removed from the football program for not being able to complete one gasser. Grant claimed that "I have fucked up shins" but local stud Josh Krippner thinks otherwise stating "that big fucker can't even lift his knees lmao". The School Board has yet to comment.
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