Burger Dies From Shitting his Pants
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Local burger Rigatoni Garcia who was conceived in Burger King has apparently died after shitting his pants after his weekly visit to Taco Bueno. He ordered the usual, everything on the menu, but it seems like his stomach could not digest 53 pounds of food. He will be missed.
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