President Trump Appoints Kroll to Head New Agency
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In order to combat fake news and bring loyalty to the White House, President Trump has appointed Martin Kroll of Dalton Georgia to head his new agency after weeks of intense negotiations.
The new agency FND (Fake News Destroyed) will have unprecedented powers in dealing with purveyors of fake news. Trump stated that fake news has become a real problem and is destroying our country and dividing our people such as never before.
Kroll will be paid $363,000 per year as well as an unlimited government expense account, Secret Service protection, a suite in Trump Tower, and membership in all of Trump’s Golf Resorts for himself and his son Marty Kroll who is an avid golfer who has only dreamed of playing golf with President Trump.
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