CCHS Quarterback Sam Matthews seen sniffing strange white powder before away game at FHS last Friday

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Sam Matthews, 17, is said to be the entire CCHS football team. Not only does his speed out-preform the competition, he also able to connect down field to many receivers, his favorite being Stavros Karamitsos. Coach Cope Sr. walked in on Matthews in the nude just before getting a hot shower, snorting a white, powdery substance on the ground of the varsity locker room. He was devastated saying, “I never expected him to resort to these kinds of things... I know he’s good at what he does, but he doesn’t need to turn into the next Johnny Manziel.” We also interviewed many of his teammates including Mr. Karamitsos. “Yea I knew he was doing it. And to be quite honest, I was suppose to be doing it with him. Just wrong place at the wrong time.” The whole team is devasted as Sam Matthews was projected to take their team to playoffs, but now will be facing up to 37 years in federal prison for use of controlled substance.

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