Gloucester Man Aressted On Stealing Old Man Raisins

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Connor J Elston whose address is unknown was aressted late Sunday night on charges of theft of not more than $250. Connor saw an old man eating raisins and decided to steal them. The reason is unknown. He was also in posession of a jar of Helmans mayonnaise it is unknown at this time where that came from. He was released on behalf of the judge under the condition he stays away from old men and stops carrying mayonnaise

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