Trump Fires Back at ESPN.

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Thursday 26 May 2059 33498 Shares

Renegade News 2017

As indicated yesterday, President Trump declared a war of Tweets on ESPN. The verbal violence has escalated. After a couple of smooth burns by ESPN, Trump responded. We gathered the staff to comment on the situation. Our views are in ( ).

Trump
"I know you are, but what am I?"
(We decided this was weak unless you're Peewee Herman. We also decided that if the next presidential candidates are as bad as the last ones, we were going to write in Peewee Herman).

ESPN
"End this now, or we will go Dolemite on you"
(Huge surprise, as almost no one knew who Dolemite was. A 1975 movie that is NSFW in anyway. Do not even view 10 seconds if cursing offends you. We quickly ordered the DVD from Amazon and eight minutes later a drone delivered it. There is no question that the Oscars should be renamed the Dolemites)

We're not going to follow this story further, clearly it's a battle of wits and POTUS is unarmed.

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