Kovaly to headline at new Strip Joint
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Marisa kovaly, mother of Chase Kovaly, has signed an exclusive six-month contract with the new strip club in the Wyoming Valley Gynoplastic!
Gynoplastic!, which will open November 3rd, at the site of the former Rich's Golf Club will feature a stage with a foam pit, revolving shower, glass bidet and an applesauce splooge shoot, the first in Pennsylvania.
Alex Kepler manager for the new club said that it was a tense round of negotiations culminating in Ms kovaly foregoing her usual No Shave November activities for an undisclosed amount of cash and trading stamps. Creeper Alex, as he's known in certain circles, stated Miss kovaly's compensation offers medical coverage as well as durable medical Goods such as knee braces and crutches.
Miss Kovaly, as well as several of her Nanticoke classmates, will take the stage at 9:30 p.m. opening night November 3rd 2017.
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