Elvis Presley Reincarnated as Pooping Goldfish
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Sources say that Elvis Presley is back on planet Earth. In the form of a fish. Specifically, an orange goldfish named Chi who likes to poop a lot. Intuitive channelers in Sedona, Arizona contacted the owner of the fish with the shocking news.
The owner of the fish was busy eating a Fool's Gold Sandwich. He had the following statement: "If this fish starts dancing like Elvis, I'm flushing it down the toilet."
It is common knowledge that Presley had digestive and colon health issues during his life. To come back as a pooping goldfish seems strangely...shitty.
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