Local family to relocate

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James Burke has been appointed director of "Home Away From Home" in Arlington Heights, Illinois. It is a 148 bed home for displaced children of all ages and backgrounds, specializing in a second chances program for misunderstood teens. Mr. Burke looks forward to the challenge and the new adventure, as well as the opportunity to be a positive light in the life of so many children. Mrs. Burke said he was out of his mind! She said she would miss her husband and wished him well. Glad this isnt a true report because he would sure do it.

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