LOCAL LAD SAYS BAD SO MUCH HE TURNS INTO MICHAEL JACKSON
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Jamie Francis, of Scholes (or whelley no one is really sure) is a character to say the least. If his jaw is not absolutely swinging from norley to chorley, he's sniffing mega lines that would make van halen's testicles shrivel. However Jamie cannot stop saying bad about LITERALLY EVERYTHING. when recently caught engaging in a lewd sexual act with a sheep, he grinned and replied 'need it bad'. However, Jamie has now been confirmed to be the first person ever to complete metamorphasis into Michael Jackson. He can now only be seen mooching round scholes precinct with a boombox playing bad on repeat and wearing a sparkly glove. So a warning to anyone reading this. Stop saying bad.
Bad.
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