Surprise Amazon Legislation

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Under cover of recent hurricane activity and endless Beltway drama, Congress last week passed legislation mandating Amazon to stand up a fifth branch of military in order to stay current with the latest in delivery of death and destruction to those that would threaten any U.S. interest both at home and abroad.
In what may be a related story, Kim Jong Un closed his Prime Membership account with the ever encompassing Amazon and was reported yesterday by Forbes to be talking to Alibaba about their selection of Season two of HBO’s Game of Thrones series.

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