Executive Director of PEG Access Facility Dies of Boredom
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Assistant Director Anne Kerrigan announced today that her coworker Russ Hannagan finally succumbed to the affliction of Boredom. "It's about damned time too!" Kerrigan stated, going onto say she had suspected he'd finally died after she noticed no one stealing chocolate from her desk anymore. Doctors suspect it was the mountain of constant paperwork that finally did the deadly deed. The stench from the body also gave us hints, Kerrigan said as she cracked open a bottle of Champaign.
Coworker Zack Anderson announced there would be a party over his dead boss's body as soon as they found a location for the liquor. The party is by invitation only and guests should rsvp quickly due to the limited amount of parking for the event.
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