Border-line Retarded Teen Gets Entrance to College
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Oaksterdam University is a college that studies Cannibis and utilizes different ways to harness THC. However Oaksterdam also has the highest acceptance rate in the entire US with an acceptance rate of 99.9. However, recently a young man by the name of Grayson Parker has just been denied entrance to the school because his hair was just “too greasy.” Russel J. Brooks head Dean of the University stated, “he is simply just too fat.” Also, another professor commented,” I’d be suprised if that tub of lard even managed to squeeze through the front doors.” Parker however did not take his denial lightly. “That’s so gay” says Parker in an interview. “If those pussies wanna catch these hands then so be it, I’ll just smoke my life away elsewhere.”
Parker was later seen that day with his beaner girlfriend “Layla” and taking mirror selfies for his snapchat stories.
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