James Wagner not the world’s brightest child molester
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Trey Bristow’s testimony today about the attempted rape he endured as a 16-year-old at the hands of James Wagner of Laurel, De does not tell us anything new about Wagner’s character. He was clearly a serial predator of teenage boys, and even more accounts may well emerge. Bristow’s story does tell us something about Wagner’s intelligence: He has even less of it than anybody could have imagined.
According to Bristow, Wagner not only locked the car door and groped him, he signed his yearbook. Given that Wagner apparently made a habit of attempting statutory rape, it would not require an abundance of caution for him to grasp that leaving behind a written record of his attraction to teen boys was inadvisable. And just to make it totally clear the perpetrator was himself, and not some other James Wagner, he signed it, “James Wagner Aka Peanut”
It had seemed for a while that Republicans might be able to defend Wagner by insisting there was insufficient reason to believe his accusers. After all, in the pre-smartphone age, if you committed a crime like this, you had to go out of your way to leave evidence that would last. Wagner , amazingly, seems to have done that.
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