Gary man caught fiddling with himself

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November 5th marks a very disturbing day for Reginald Sams and his son Sammy Sams. Around 2:52 p.m he takes his son outside to play catch with him. The day was seeming to be very normal until 15 minutes passed. Around 3:11 he started hearing sounds that sounded like meat being pounded. The noise was coming from the alley way behind his back wooden gate. He slowly he crept over there and looked through a hole in the gate to see a man doing odd movements with his hands and arms. The man looks over the gate and sees a fully naked Jermille Bilal and says, “what you doing behind my gate.” Jermille slowly responding to his question says, “fiddling with my fidget spinner” with an odd smile on his face. Reginald’s son overheard the conversation and asks, “you have a fidget spinner too?” Jermille says, “yeah little boy can I play with yours?” The boy then runs around the gate and says, “sure!” Jermille then pulls the 9-year-olds pants down. Reginald runs to his son and grabs him away from Jermille and yells, “filthy fuckin animal!” Jermille starts laughing and says, “there’s nothing wrong with fiddling with your fidget spinner little boy” in a Michael Jackson voice. Reginald then starts hearing the meat pounding noise and runs inside the house to call the police. When Reginald went back outside, Jermille was gone. Reginald offers $2500 for anyone who catches this “filthy animal” and returns him to the police. Reginald says, “kids will never be safe around this filthy fuckin animal!”

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