Local man gets his droopy dong stuck in a bong...
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Liam Doran, a 12 year old boy from Kinglassie, Fife went through a spooky horror this Halloween. Not only did he consume 17.5 grams of Marijuana he also got his penis stuck in his bong.
The Fifer was home alone experimenting with his body parts as he dangled his member into his bong. Doran described the excruciating pain as follows: "ayy blud yanno when ya getting gucci head off yo homeboi an he keeps on sucking like a icepole or some ting, yeah yeah it was like that.. Mad ting"
Doran, now in A&E still has his penis stuck, we hope him a speedy recovery and for his Wang to remain healthy for the time being x
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