DICKSON CITY MAN ARRESTED DURING WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT
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A Dickson City, Pennsylvania man identified as Alexandre Arnau, 45, was arrested and charged with Indecent Exposure, Public Lewdness, Disorderly Conduct, Engaging In Public Sex Acts, Resisting Arrest, and Assaulting an Officer, by detectives from a regional task force in a raid of a local diner. Arnau allegedly posted on social media, his desire to break the world record for "Most Dicks Sucked to Completion", or DSC, in one twenty four hour period. He created an event for the record try on different social media accounts, giving the date, time, and location (September 26, 2017 at the Viewmont Diner), having rented the backroom for the event. Research found the record currently stands at 485 DSC.
According to court records, Mr. Arnau, dressed in only loose leather straps, was just swallowing the ejaculate from a man identified only as, "Donor Number 484", when the detectives burst into the private room and attempted to take him into custody. Mr. Arnau, desperate to break the record, allegedly proceeded to tackle officers, yank their pants down, and take their penises into his mouth. According to the report, over seven Tasers were deployed before officers were able to restrain him.
According to an eyewitness who requested anonymity, "Dey dint hafta do dat nigga like dat, man. Homey wuz so close ta breakin dat shit, yo. We wuz all cheerin an shit. Like dey cunna waited fo like one mo dick, right.". Other claimed the police used excessive force.
Mr. Arnau had no comment.
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