Babliest Babe of all TIMES just named

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Babliest Babe of all TIMES just named "Babeliest Babe of All Times"


John S. Gebbia III of Elizabeth City, NC

Let this day and each day after, be it known, that John S. Gebbia III of Elizabeth City, NC has been named "Babeliest Babe of All Times". The Council on Babeography for the World Babe Organization has just announced that Mr. Gebbia is indeed "Babeliest Babe. He meets all the requirements we set forth, that every contestant must meet. He is ABOVE AND BEYOND what we look for in Babeliness." said one of the judges, who wants to remain anonymous.

"All Our judges were pleasantly pleased with John's abilities as a Babe. We were just astonished! We're all excited for Mr. Gebbia, now that he and his wife, Chandra D. Gebbia, can now finally put their little argument to rest. We were glad to help out in this situation. It was very easy to do and so very obvious to everyone, that John is and will always be the Babe to beat! God broke the mold when he made Mr. Gebbia."

The Council on Babeography for the World Babe Organization is THE TRUSTED SOURCE for then entire world on Babeliness and we trust their decision and we applaud their decision. I'm sure it was an easy choice, once they gathered all the information they needed about Mr. Gebbia. The Council even said that Mr. Gebbia's Babeliness goes all the way back to October, 12, 1962, and there hasn't been anyone alive that can hold a candle to Mr. Gebbia and his Babeliness. We are so proud of him! Finally, the recognition he so rightfully deserves!!!

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