Louisiana Man Hailed As A Hero
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What seemed like a normal Thursday night for one Louisiana Native, turned out to be a night he, and an unknown innocent bystander won't soon forget.
Last night, Paul Miller, 50, was just out walking his dachshund, Sammy, 7, for their nightly stroll when they overheard what sounded like a few people having a pretty heated conversation. Curious as to what was transpiring in his small quiet neighborhood, Miller and his trusty sidekick Sammy decided to investigate.
As they approached a nearby home they could see two adults and 2 juveniles having a discussion. They decided to listen in. Miller soon discovered that the adults were attempting to recruit the two teens as Liberal, Anti-Trump, Anti-American, Left-wing sympathizers.
"It just didn't sit well with Sammy and I, it just wasn't right, these kids have their whole lives ahead of them, I couldn't watch them throw their lives away", said Miller. It was right then that He decided to take action. He grabbed a nearby water hose, cranked it up to full blast, and started spraying those pesky SJWs until they ran away.
We caught up with the teens and their parents, all whom requested to remain anonymous, but were very happy to answer any questions we had about the ordeal. "You just don't see many things like this around here," said one of the parents. "We are just very fortunate that Mr. Miller and his friend Sammy were there, the thought of our children becoming snowflakes is just nothing any parent should ever have to go through, least of all in Louisiana."
When we asked the teens what their thoughts were they just said simply, "Mr. Miller is our hero".
As for Paul Miller, he just says, "I just did what I thought was right. I would hope anyone else would do the same in that situation. A child's life may depend on it."
The current whereabouts of the two Social Justice Warriors are unknown at this time, so we caution everyone in St. Bernard Parish to be aware of your surroundings, and keep your children nearby. The SJWs are expected to be dangerous, and armed to the teeth with bullshit.
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