Local Acor Enthusiast Robbed

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Local Acor Enthusiast Robbed

Last wednesday, local acorn enthusiast, Rylan Scippa, was robbed by someone he thought was a friend.
On October, 25 Ryan Barrett decided to make his move. He had been stalking Mr. Scippa for weeks, and he had finally gained enough information to strike. He employed the help of a man known only as Maximus Daximus. While Sir Daximus distracted Mr. Scippa, Barrett struck. He mounted poor Mr. Scippa using a wresting move he proclaims as "not gay". Daximus then stole the acorn and together they made their escape.
It is suspected that the two suspects plan to crack the code to Mr. Scippa's famous acorn stew.
If you or someone you know has seen the suspects, please report them to the police immediately. The above picture is of Rylan Scippa and NOT the supsects.


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