Local Teen Wants To Become the Grossest Kid Ever
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LTHS teen Kyle Holubets claims he "loves the feeling of being gross". Kyle also hasn't showered all football season and says "the girls are flocking to me, it's like they all want to fuck me". Kyle told us he uses his specific technique in which he washes his hair in the sink with soap. The FBI has been monitoring his actions and watching how much grease he produces a day. We wish the best for this child and hope he will achieve his goal.
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