LTHS Student Breaks World Record

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High School student Peyton Walinsky who likes to catch with his forearms has recently made his place in the Guinness Book of World Records. Walinsky has acclaimed the record of most STD's acquired. He has gained over 73 STD's and says he wants to keep going. When asked how he received such an amount, he simply stated "it's not that hard, just down em and pound em." We also asked him who he received them from, and he replied "I've done just about everything from 8th graders to my super hot sister." Local authorities have dubbed him "so gay."

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