LT Fuckboy Blinded by Crust

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Monday night was a casual time for the Eavs family, that was until tryhard football star Kyle Eaves had his eyes permanently shut. In 8th grade, Kyle was tragically diagnosed with eczema, soon after, bacteria nicknamed "crust" grew out of his eyes and sealed them shut. His gay little sister was quoted saying "yea he fucked some freshman on my bed so I guess he deserves it." The Xceleration CEO's are very sad that Eaves can no longer participate in their program.

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