Young soccer star awakens from coma with the ability to Read minds

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Star soccer player for Zionsville Community High School Daniel James McFarland Jr. was sent into a 4 month coma after taking a soccer ball to the head after scoring his 4th goal of the game. We interviewed teammate Alec McCarty about the incident he said, “ I thought he was dead”. After months of support and prayers young Daniel awoken to the words “Did we win?” Oh what a team player he is. Everything seemed normal with the young man until on the day of his return to school. As expected he was greeted with a well deserved Hero’s welcome. But while looking into the eyes of teammate Alec McCarty he realized he could read his mind. Of course Alec was thinking about tornadoes which is his a common thing. Daniel who is pictured above has already committed to Indiana on a Soccer scholarship as a freshman,he plans to use his new found skill to control minds and take over the world.

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