Canton man identified as the kingpin for Michigan’s biggest drug best ever
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Tuesday night, a 24 year old male was identified as one of Michigan’s biggest drug lords due to a raid on Cantons east side. We recently questioned Officer A. Hole of the Canton Police Department about the successful drug raid and he stated, “our narcotics team did a wonderful job on gathering information on our suspect and we operated a tremendous no-knock raid to get his drugs off of our streets. We always confiscated firearms, money, fake identification cards and we kicked the door in while a orgy was going on.” That suspect is now in custody, and we’re told that he’s in jail causing complete chaos because he doesn’t take shit from anyone. We will keep you updated with further details.
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