Obese Man Found Unconscious at local McDonald's

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Last night, a man was found slumped in a McDonald's booth at the Tukwila branch. The man has been identified as 18-year-old Darius "Diabetes" Jackson, who was found with a needle injected into his left forearm. The substance found in the syringe was cooking oil from the deep frier used to make the French Fries.

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