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15 Year Old Dena Ahmed was found unconcious under a tunnel near BPL tracks. It was reported that she had been high off THC wax. In her backpack was a World History AP book with blood. Ahmed had been admitted to MacNeal Hospital just this last night. Officials say this was a crime committed by Luis Romero, 14 year old male. Officials say that Luis shoved the THC up her ass, then ran away. He cut his wrist on the AP books like an 'idiot'.

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