“I Don’t Wanna Be A Murder” Is What This Teen Girl Chanted As She Turned Herself In

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On Monday, October 23,2017 at about 7:30 A.M a teenage girl by the name of Anjali Hernandez proceeded to turn herself in to authorities. An officer on site during this event stated the following ,” She came in causing lots of commotion [because] she was singing a song , I’m not familiar with the song but it was a bizarre scene.” The Hit Song “Unfaithful” by Popstar,Rihanna was the song that the teen was singing . When we went to speak with Anjali she said ,” I Feel Like I Am Going To ehh. H B.B. Have To Kill My Boyfriend If He Don’t Stop fucking Playing With Me , So I Turned Myself In Before I Have To Hurt His Ass And All Them Goofy Ass Bitches He Be Playing With. I Love Him though , MY MAN IS STILL ONLY MY MAN.” This is all we have on the subject of the matter at this moment. We will post updates .

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