Teens Aged 16 Will Need To Show Their Genitals To Receive A Sports Physical
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Illinois Health Department has required doctors to preform genital inspections on teens aged 16 and under in order to be qualified for a sports physical. These inspections will determine if teens have AIDS, which has spread to over 69 students across Illinois high schools in the last year. If students fail, they will be forced to leave their current highschool and will be required to home school as of November 17th. Illinois Health Department states, "It is our duty to protect children. We shall not let these sick children attend school and further spread the AIDS." Parents, remind your teen to come to their next appointment prepared for inspection starting November 17th, 2017.
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