The Lawless strain may have a cure
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Scotty Lawless is a world famed guitar player who recently discovered a tumor growth in his brain relating to his musical abilities on guitar (now piano), causing him the inability to grow up. He has unfortunately been 19 for the past 3 years, and his fellow bandmates thought he may never grow up. Now in a breaking news report, he has finally reached his golden age of 21, and he may just have a fighting chance at winning the battle with his tumor. Happy Birthday Kid Cucumber.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.