Rich's Golf Center To Become Topless Fast Food Restaurant
Tuesday 11 August 70736 Shares
The former Rich's Golf Center has been sold to local strip club owner Tony "No Neck" Longmadeupitalianname. "My vision is to combine the finest in pizza, wings, burgers, and really nice tits", explained Longmadeupitalianname. "McDonalds has been next door forever, and Victory Pig is, well, NOT exactly fireproof, ya feel me?"