Jonathan Gumble charged with 20 counts of 1st degree murder.
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Jonathan Gumble of Wayne County was arraigned today of 20 counts of 1st degree murder. Jonathan allegedly murdered 20 individuals and then dumped the bodies in Lake Wallenpaupack over a span of two years.
None if the victims have been indentified, but one confirmation that links all the victims togethet is that they were all fans of the New York Jets and New England Patriots. Through interviews, Jonathan admitted to beating them to death with whiffed ball bats first until they were all unconscious, then drove his $2.5 million dollar yacht out on Lake Wallenpaupack and dumped the bodies. The bodies are still being recovered as we speak.
Jonathan is currently locked up at the Honesdale Police barracks, and being held on $69 million dollar Bond in honor of Rob Gronkowski. A trial is scheduled for when the Dolphins finally win the Super Bowl so Jonathan can see that first before heading to prison.
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