Middletown man wanted in connection to theft of sex toys

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Eric Robertson is wanted for his connection in a string of thefts of big black dildos after mpd looked at the tapes from hustler Hollywood the found footage of Eric sticking the dildos up his rectum and walking out of the store with the dildos if seen call mpd and he is known to be armed and gay as fuck

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