Jeeves Appointed as Brexit Adviser

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Jeeves Appointed as Brexit Adviser

Noted problem-solver and wicket-unsticker Reginald Jeeves has been named to a new special advisory post on the UK government's Brexit negotiating team. Citing the former gentleman's gentleman's flair for intricate plotting and sartorial advice, Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson said, 'He's just the chap to help us get a leg over -- or do I mean up, Jeeves? -- and land those rotters Angly Merkel and Mackerel Macron in the soup. Not to mention that insufferable cad Daffy Davis.'