East Saint Louis Student Hospitalized After Jacking Off

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East Saint Louis Student Hospitalized After Jacking Off

22 year old East Saint Louis High School Senior, Brion Lowry, was hospitalized after he suffered a massive heart attack and was found by custodians, slumped over in the bathroom. Doctors determined the cause of the heart attack was excessive masturbation, and police informed us that his phone was found close to his body with a porno called "Fat and Freaky 37" still playing. "The little nigga was just beating he dick to hard" said Dr. Ben Dover, Chief Heart Surgeon at Touchette Hospital. He is now in Critical Condition.

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