It's a joke :) You've been pranked! 911 Saturday 30 May 43565 Shares Share on Facebook No more 911 calls Share on Facebook /!\ Report Abuse Create a Prank Create a Prank Recommended - Magic Kingdom's Monorail Takes a Deadly Spin - Game of Thrones spoiler alert: Jon Snow tragic death by the knight king. - Congress to vote on bill to ban antique cars from nation's highways by January 15, 2018! - Jersey City biggest Heist - Marion County Hunting Season Cancelled - Walmart to close all stores by 10/1/17 - Giant is closing all stores - Crocker Bar is closing - What time is everyone coming? I don't think its a great one. The site should be home by then. If you have any questions, let me know. I am better than a few weeks. Happy to be able to bring it back. - Banning the color purple - Carolyn Voiles $69 Million Lottery Winner in Sweet Home, AR. - Brianna Lawrence carrying twin alien babies - Marshall Ross convicted of securities fraud, conspiracy - This High-Demand item will be extinct as of November 2017 - Sarah Snell is pronounced new Queen of RI - College student Win!!!!!!!!! 100 Million dollar - Bill Johnson decides to follow the biblical Jesus - Whoa!!!! Public Schools in several districts (including Baltimore City) will no longer be free!