Tom Brady out for season
Sunday 09 August 10992 Shares
In a surprising turn of events, NewEngland QB Tom Brady has been ruled out for the season with an extreme case of vagenitis. This comes on the heals of a preseason that showed much promise for the afeminate ball tosser, who has been known to prefer his balls a bit on the softer side. When asked about who the starter will be for the season, coaches could only reply "I just hope the next guy up isn't such a pansy."