Moore Woman Arrested for Attempted Theft
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33 year old Picture Rocks resident, Carthelle Moore, was arrested yesterday for wrangling horses and attempting to create unicorns through selective breeding. She was apprehended after a horse beat her with a wooden spoon in its mouth in self-defense. The would-be wrangler was caught off guard and she yelled, waking the horse's owner. Inside the Moore woman's house, a man (who wishes to remain anonymous) was found chained to a post and wearing a unicorn onesie. He has asked to remain chained in the home and continues to ask when his owner will be home to feed him.
Also found were jars of glitter labeled "unicorn farts". Her captive refuses to acknowledge the source of the "unicorn farts", but glitter was found mixed in his feedbag.
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