Morning Wood

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Cloverdale,OH
Strange things are happening on I-17 in the early morning hours. A local resident awoke to a strange feeling between his legs. He soon realized it was something he hasn't seen in years and self discribed as " morning wood". Confused by what was happening he woke his wife to show her what was going on. What happened next blew his mind. The "wife" promptly place the wood in her mouth and began to swallow the " morning wood" After a quick session the wood soon became soft and it all was over. Confused by what happened the resident ( who remains anonymous) quickly researched on google what had just happened. Be aware that morning wood has no signs or symptoms and can show up anytime.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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